Ladies and Gentleman of all beers and creeds
Today I present something everyone needs!

You can guess it’s new clothes
Or a new baseball bat,
You can guess it’s a car
But it’s certainly not that.

No this gift is more primal, more earthen, more fair
And I bet upon hearing, you’ll float through the air.

For this news is good news
And it’s tasty news too –
It’s yeasty and hoppy
And goes well with brew.

Have you guessed what it is?
Should I tell you? I’m Torn!
Oh all right, here it is:

Today my friend, International Beer Day, is reborn.